Worlds worst grandfather

[Dirty Dog]

I'm a jerk. Or I'm really funny, depending on who you ask.

Everybody knows that if you put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, Santa kills an elf.
One of our grandkids started putting this up on November 1st.


When they get home from school today, there's a surprise waiting for them.


I should point out that the noose has the correct 13 loops. A good hangman's noose is no laughing matter.

Before anybody loses their mind, we're talking about a HS Junior, so I'm not leave scars on the psyche of some innocent 4 year old.

This time.

 

[TROY66/68]

The last execution in Canada ( we liked hanging here) was in 1962 at the Don Jail, Toronto. I remember it well cause we lived northeast off the Don Valley PKWY. Just kidding, I was 2yrs old, But I do remember the Cubin Missile Crisis. Eh, maybe not on that one too. Scary Times.