There could be another forum here for those unfortunate individuals recovering from the stigma of having had an angry bird grill on their Jeep. A support group if you will, to assist you past the oppressive grief and embarrassment and onward towards full recovery where you can once again show your face in public without the trouser soaking humilation that is only normal to feel. Turn that negative energy emanating from the GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE stream of consciousness to the THERE IS HELP TO BE HAD line of thinking that marks transcendence back into rational humanity.